The top 10 indicators that your Employer has changed to a cheaper Insurance Plan

10.) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9.) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8.) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7.) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6.) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An Apple A Day."

5.) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4.) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

3.) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming"

2.) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN ...

1.) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape