It's Valentine's Day. Homeland Security has raised the terror alert level to pink & Dave's top 10 on Cheney

From David Letterman's show...
Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"
9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"
8. "Not enough Jim Beam"
7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"
6. "I love to shoot people"
5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"
4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"
3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"
2. "Until Democrats approve Medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"
1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"
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It's Valentine's Day. Homeland Security has raised the terror alert level to pink.
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From the Wahoo Gazette...
Perhaps if Dick Cheney had served in the military he would be able to handle a weapon a little bit better.
Cheney's excuse for shooting a 78-year old instead of a quail: "Faulty intelligence."
Harry Whittington now says, "On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have worn the quail hat."
Here's my theory about the heart attack . . . . . the guy didn't have one. It's made up. It was merely a way to keep comedians and late night talk show hosts and cartoonists from keep making fun of Cheney. Now that we think a man's life is in danger, we may soften and lose some of the jokes.