One for the ladies - MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures? 

- Your last name stays put. 
- The garage is all yours. 
- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
- Chocolate is just another snack. 
- You can be President. 
- You can never be pregnant. 
- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
- You can wear NO shirt to a water park. 
- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 
- The world is your urinal. 
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. 
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
- Same work, more pay.
- Wrinkles add character. 
- Wedding dress $5000 -Tux rental-$100. 
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
- One mood all the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
- You know stuff about tanks. 
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 
- You can open all your own jars
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 
- You almost never have strap problems in public. 
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
- Everything on your face stays its original color. 
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 
- You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life. 
- Your belly usually hides your big hips. 
- One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. 
- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. 
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

It's NO WONDER men are happier!