Aaah, dysfunctional relationships...

My wife left me and I don't understand.  My wife told me we had to cut back on expenses somewhere and I had to give up drinking beer.  I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.  Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.  I said, "Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she'll be back.