Born and die backwards

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends.  I mean life is tough.  It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it?  A death.  What's that, a bonus?  I think the life cycle is all backwards.  You should die first, you know, start out dead; get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.  You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.  You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm…