A series of promises that speak of true friendship - spread these around if ya wanna
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1.) When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.) When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.) When you smile -- I will know you finally got some.
4.) When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.) When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6.) When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7.) When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8.) When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass because I thought you were dancing.
This is my oath and I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask? Because you are my friend!
Remember this: A good friend will help you move - a REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you
ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants - everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
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