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Monday, January 02, 2006

Lake Superior State University's partial list of "banned" words..mostly due to overuse and all that...

Lake Superior State University 2006 List of Banished Words
SURREAL One part opiate of the masses, 13 parts overuse. Oddly, news anchor and television small talk is becoming more surreal. “Dreams are surreal, not daily adjectives.” Tracy from Murray, Ky.

HUNKER DOWN To brace oneself, in anticipation of media onslaught. Trotted out in reports about everything from politics to hurricanes. “I have a hankering to ban all of this hunkering.” Kate, Fort Collins, Colo.

PERSON OF INTEREST Found within the context of legal commentary, but seldom encountered at cocktail parties. “People with guns want to talk with you.” Melissa C. from Greensboro, NC. “Does this mean the rest of us are too boring to deal with?” Patricia J. from Mechanicsville, Va.

COMMUNITY OF LEARNERS A five-dollar phrase on a nickel-errand. Value-added into many higher education mission statements. “Not to be confused with ‘school.'” Jim H. from Mishawa, Ind.

UP OR DOWN VOTE A casualty of today's partisanship. No discussion on this one; the committee just tossed a coin. “I see a bright future for ex-senators as elevator operators.” Allan D., Fargo, ND.

BREAKING NEWS Once it stopped presses. Now it's a lower-intestinal condition brought about by eating dinner during newscasts. “Now they have to interrupt my supper to tell me that Katie Holmes is pregnant.” Michael R., Swanton, Ohio.

DESIGNER BREED Many nominators consider this a bastardization of dog breeding. It may be a good line to use on angry neighbors when an un-neutered dog escapes. “When you mate a miniature schnauzer to a toy poodle, it's not a ‘Schnoodle,' it's a mongrel.” George B., Bowling Green, Ohio.

FEMA Dedicated to the memory of a great federal agency consigned to the ash heap of parody. “If they don't do anything, we don't need their acronym.” Josh H., Tucson, Ariz.

FIRST-TIME CALLER Preamble often heard on talk radio. “I am serious in asking: who in any universe gives a care?” Miguel M., Orlando, Fla.

PASS THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU! Marketing catch phrase that became a lost-leader long ago. “Read: Pass the markup along to you.” C. E., Roanoke, Tex.

97% FAT FREE Adventures in delusion. “Still has 3% fat . . . accept it.” Andrew C., Canberra, Australia.
AN ACCIDENT THAT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN Best-laid mayhem. “This means some accidents need to happen, for whatever reason, I can't figure.” Thomas P., Orlando, Fla.

JUNK SCIENCE Banished from the Marketplace of Ideas. “It's not scientists who are using this phrase so much as the people who practice junk politics.” Ron L., Inuvik, Northwest Territories, Canada.

GIT-ER-DONE (Any of its variations) It's overdone. “There's no escaping it. It's everywhere, from TV to T-shirts,” says Amanda T. of LaGrange, Ind. “Please tell me when we're done with this one.”

DAWG No designer breed here. Someone should wash out this Spot. “Even parents are starting to use it!” complains Mrs. Swartz's Fifth Grade Class in Church Road, Va. “This is species confusion.” Rob B., Santa Clara, Calif. “Don't call me ‘dawg'! I'm not your pet!” Michael S., Albuquerque, NM.

TALKING POINTS Cover your ears! “Topics which will please those you want to impress.” Michele M., Van Nuys, Calif., Joe W. of Swanton, Ohio, believes the phrase was created after PR staffers stopped attending seminars on how to put a positive ‘spin' on their press releases.

HOLIDAY TREE Many salvoes were fired during this past season's “war on Christmas.” At the risk of jumping into the breach, the committee feels that “Holiday tree” is a silly name for what most folks hold as a Christmas tree, no matter your preference of religion. Thank goodness we all agree on the first day of winter.

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