Polling question.....

This was an online poll I ran a few months ago….the results were interesting so I decided to throw it open….
There's a song by the Canadian group The Barenaked Ladies called "If I Had A Million Dollars" -- if you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

 
Would you:

1.)  - build a bridge out of it (Monty python answer -- too silly!)
2.)  - invest it and try to make a million more
3.)  - buy the old folks home and kick the old folks out (Yosemite Sam answer)
4.)  - buy a whole lot of Kraft Dinner (the Canadian answer - Canadians consume more Kraft Mac & Cheese per captia than any other nation on Earth!)

5.)  - blow it all on hats
6.)  - use it to rid the world of senseless insipid online or other polls
7.)  - jewels, expensive cars, movie stars (Beverly Hillbillies bling answer)
8.)  - do not share it on account that I am greedy (Daffy Duck answer)
9.)   - use it for the political action committee to rid the world of the phrase YOU DA MAN!
9.)  - use it to make salad 
10.) - use 5 dollar bills to light candles and wallpaper the den in 20's
11.) - purchase your own Caribbean island as a tax shelter
12.) - purchase your own Caribbean island to start your own nation
13.) - three words -- I LOVE WICKER
14.) - purchase a clue