Controversial Material Abounds....

WARNING! Not for the squeamish and definitely not PC, but hey, its damn funny
Names of Potential sequels to Brokeback Mountain.....
"How The West Was Hung"
"A Fistful Of Donnie"
"Doc's Holiday With Billy The Kid"
"Very Raw Hide"
"Stick 'Em Up!"
"The Magnificent Seven…Inches"
"I Broke My Back Mounting Him"
"I Hate The Saloon, (But I Love The Salon)"
"Bone- Nanza"
"Don't Mess With Tex' Ass"
"Ridin', Ropin' And Redecoratin"
"How The Marlboro Man Got Weaned Off Cigarettes"
"Home On The Ranger"
"Six Shooters And The Mess They Made Shooting"
"Oklahomo"
"Rooster Cockburn"
"Little Bathhouse On The Prairie"
"Prances With Wolves"
"Clint East's Wood"
"John And Wayne"
"Lassoed More Often Than A Steer"
"Jesse James And His Frank"
"7 Angry…Inches"
"The Wild Brunch"
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"A drowning man is not troubled by rain." ~ Persian Proverb
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In the Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes dept....
"In the one of the earliest documented uses of irony in Western Europe, the first Christian martyr St. Stephen, after being stoned to death, became the patron saint of stonemasons and headaches." ~ Phil's Phunny Phacts
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"Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. " ~ Groucho Marx
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A SHORT POEM - alright its a limerick, ok???
A real lonely midget named Ray,
Was desperate in the worst way,
Found a doll on the shelf,
And he pleasured himself;
There was shrimp on the Barbie that day.
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