Questions and facts in the battle of the sexes...

Story Question: True or False. If three women, lets call them Laura, Kate and Sarah, go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If three guys, lets call them Mike, Dave and John, go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators…

Fact: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

A man has six items in his bathroom:

1.) toothbrush

2.) toothpaste

3.) shaving cream

4.) razor

5.) a bar of soap

6.) towel

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 77. A man would not be able to identify more than 20.

Fact: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Fact: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Fact: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Fact: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and

hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Somewhat true: Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Truth: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument