newspaper ads!

Actual newspaper ads:

1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat; been out awhile. Better be
a reward.
6.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
7.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
8.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
9.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
10.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything.