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    The English Phrase...                               Translates as...
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1.)  That is not right                          Sum-Ting Wong
2.)  Are you harboring a fugitive?                      Hu-Yu Hai-Ding
3.)  See me ASAP                                Kum Hia Nao
4.)  Stupid Man                                 Dum Fuk
5.)  Small Horse                                        Tai-Ni Po-Ni
6.)  Did you go to the beach?                   Wai-Yu So Tan
7.)  I bumped into a coffee table                       Ai Bang Mai Fa-Kin Ni
8.)  I think you need a face lift                       Chin Tu Fat
9.)  It is very dark in here                            Wao So Dim
10.)  I thought you were on a diet                      Wai-Yu Mun-Ching
11.)  This is a tow away zone                   No Pah-King
12.)  Our meeting is scheduled for next week    Wai Yu Kum Nao
13.)  Staying out of sight                              Lei-Ying Lo
14.)  He is cleaning his automobile             Wa-Shing Ka
15.)  Your body odor is offensive                       Yu Stin-Ki-Pu
16.)  Great                                     Fa-Kin Su-Pa