From scoops to nuts...

A man is grocery shopping and asks the clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, who was clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am.  But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage  would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?  Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?  Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"

"Because you're in Home Depot."