GIMME A SEC

A little girl goes skipping out to the backyard where
her father is working and asks, "daddy, what's sex?"
the father sits her down and takes a deep breath; I
guess it's time, he thinks.

He tells her about the birds and the bees. He tells
her about conception, intercourse, sperm and eggs.
Then he goes on about puberty, petting, menstruation,
sexual desires, and sexual organs. By the time he's
finished, his daughter seems awestruck and he's
emotionally exhausted. He wipes his brow with a
handkerchief and asks her, "So what did you want to
know about sex for?"

The little girl replies, "Oh, mommy said to tell you
lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...."