little bird under the paper...

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."

The girl walked away, and he fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The local police sent an investigating officer to ask him what happened.

The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know, here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain."

The investigating police officer went to the beach. He found the little girl. "Just what did you do to that naked fellow?" he asked her.

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"